Cardinal Sin: Yadier Molina Intends to Play 2 More Years Post-Apocalypse
Keith Law may be right after all. Yadier Molina may never be a Hall of Famer. Yadier Molina, speaking at the “No Kneed For Surgery”...
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- Nov 9, 2019
- 2 min
Cardinal Sin: Is, Like, Harrison Bader Super, Duper Broken?
Oh thank God you clicked. I’m going to write a post about Harrison Bader right now and about how broken he is. I mean, do you want to...
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- Sep 8, 2019
- 2 min
Cardinal Sin: MLB Announces Social Media Layoffs in Wake of Baez Injury.
The hairline fracture of Javy Baez has already had numerous impacts on the Cubs. On the negative side, the Cubs now must rely on a young...
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- Aug 26, 2019
- 3 min
Cardinal Sin: Molina Predicted Carpenter Extension
Last week we learned something we probably should have known all along: Yadier Molina can see the future. For those that missed it,...
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- May 24, 2019
- 3 min
FSMW To Use New “Moon Camera”
Responding to the overwhelming negative response to the new camera angle Fox Sports Midwest has deployed during home Cardinals games, the...
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- Apr 10, 2019
- 2 min
The Cardinal Sin: Cardinals To Retire Marcel Ozuna’s Number
Sometimes you don’t need a full career. Sometimes one moment is enough to sear your memory in the hearts and minds of adoring fans...
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- Apr 2, 2019
- 2 min
The Cardinal Sin: Ozuna To Use Bullpen Cart To Get His Butt In LF
The St. Louis Cardinals have a new plan to make games go faster: They would like to use the bullpen cart to drive Marcell Ozuna to and...
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- Nov 14, 2010
- 2 min
Cardinal Sin: Yadier Molina Intends to Play 2 More Years Post-Apocalypse
Keith Law may be right after all. Yadier Molina may never be a Hall of Famer. Yadier Molina, speaking at the “No Kneed For Surgery”...
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- Dec 18, 1918
- 2 min
Uncle Tom’s Multi-Million Dollar Cabin” Joe Ricketts On Being A Slave - The Cardinal Sin
“Uncle Tom’s Multi-Million Dollar Cabin” Joe Ricketts On Being A Slave We watch '12 Years a Slave' as it plays in 4K projected along a...
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- Dec 15, 1918
- 2 min
FSMW To Produce Propaganda Films For North Korea - The Cardinal Sin
“We couldn’t believe how perfect it was,” said Su Mung, lead director of North Korea’s Government Film Industry, “In the nearly 70...
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- Dec 13, 1918
- 2 min
Fowler Skipping Opening Day To Attend Cubs Game
Dexter Fowler Missing Opening Day To Attend Cubs Game Dexter Fowler has informed the team that he won’t be able to make it to Opening...
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- Dec 6, 1918
- 2 min
“Really, Very Happy To Get Goldy” Gyorko Tells Therapist
“Really, Very Happy To Get Goldy” Gyorko Tells Therapist Notes believed to come from Jedd Gyorko’s therapist upon the news that Paul...
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- Dec 5, 1918
- 2 min
The Cardinal Sin - Breaking News
THE CARDINAL SIN Breaks News: Goldy Deal is Done! Hello folks, it’s official! Paul Goldschmidt is a Cardinal! I promise it’s true! I have...
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- Nov 30, 1918
- 5 min
Edition 3 , The Cardinal Sin - Devil Magic Satire
In this edition of The Cardinal Sin Lunhow X-Mas Display Looks Suspiciously Familiar – Says Chris Correa Cubs Hire Ray Lewis And OJ...
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- Nov 22, 1918
- 2 min
Guests Can’t Attend Dinner At Goold’s Without First Answering Survey Questions - The Cardinal Sin
“I just, just want to eat some turkey.” Said one exasperated guest who thought her invite was with no strings attached, “Why do they need...
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- Nov 16, 1918
- 2 min
5 More Years? Rob Manfred Laments Keeping Job He Hates
Rob Manfred feels trapped. “I’m the commissioner of Major League Baseball. Woop-de-freaking-do. It’s like being the Governor of Iowa....
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- Nov 16, 1918
- 2 min
Trump Promises To Stop Cards Caravan At Arkansas Border
The Cardinals Caravan was scheduled to visit 6 states this year – including Arkansas. That may now be in jeopardy. After concerns were...
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- Nov 16, 1918
- 2 min
Cards Front Office Working Harder Than Ever To Disappoint Fans
Now in his 3rd straight offseason following missing the playoffs, the job is getting even harder for John Mozeliak, but he’s not giving...
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- Nov 16, 1918
- 2 min
Cubs Look To Improve Image By Signing Man of the Year Nominee
After a rough stretch run that included the domestic violence suspension of Addison Russell, stumbling and insensitive statements by...
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- Nov 8, 1918
- 1 min
The Cardinal Sin - Childhood Doctor : Bob Nightengale’s Head Missing Bright Lights It Sorely Needs
Among years of criticism for false news, wrong predictions, and ridiculous statements, Bob Nightengale finally has someone coming to his...