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Dec 15, 19182 min read
FSMW To Produce Propaganda Films For North Korea - The Cardinal Sin
“We couldn’t believe how perfect it was,” said Su Mung, lead director of North Korea’s Government Film Industry, “In the nearly 70...
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Dec 13, 19182 min read
Fowler Skipping Opening Day To Attend Cubs Game
Dexter Fowler Missing Opening Day To Attend Cubs Game Dexter Fowler has informed the team that he won’t be able to make it to Opening...
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Dec 6, 19182 min read
“Really, Very Happy To Get Goldy” Gyorko Tells Therapist
“Really, Very Happy To Get Goldy” Gyorko Tells Therapist Notes believed to come from Jedd Gyorko’s therapist upon the news that Paul...
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Dec 5, 19182 min read
The Cardinal Sin - Breaking News
THE CARDINAL SIN Breaks News: Goldy Deal is Done! Hello folks, it’s official! Paul Goldschmidt is a Cardinal! I promise it’s true! I have...
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Nov 16, 19182 min read
Trump Promises To Stop Cards Caravan At Arkansas Border
The Cardinals Caravan was scheduled to visit 6 states this year – including Arkansas. That may now be in jeopardy. After concerns were...
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Nov 16, 19182 min read
Cards Front Office Working Harder Than Ever To Disappoint Fans
Now in his 3rd straight offseason following missing the playoffs, the job is getting even harder for John Mozeliak, but he’s not giving...
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Nov 16, 19182 min read
Cubs Look To Improve Image By Signing Man of the Year Nominee
After a rough stretch run that included the domestic violence suspension of Addison Russell, stumbling and insensitive statements by...
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Nov 8, 19181 min read
The Cardinal Sin - Childhood Doctor : Bob Nightengale’s Head Missing Bright Lights It Sorely Needs
Among years of criticism for false news, wrong predictions, and ridiculous statements, Bob Nightengale finally has someone coming to his...
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