Card•Annals - Episode 1: The Mission
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Don’t read this without first watching the video. But then definitely read this because I’m going to hopefully expand on the video and...
stlcardscards
- Dec 9, 2019
- 5 min
Ted Simmons is a Hall of Famer
Ted Simmons is a Hall of Famer Boy I hope you are reading this post, because if you are, that means we’ve hit publish, and the only...
stlcardscards
- Nov 29, 2019
- 6 min
Card Annals Episode 0: The Myth
Welcome to Card•Annals Additional Notes First let me say this is a supplement to the video above. So if you haven’t seen the video above,...
stlcardscards
- Nov 14, 2019
- 2 min
Cardinal Sin: Yadier Molina Intends to Play 2 More Years Post-Apocalypse
Keith Law may be right after all. Yadier Molina may never be a Hall of Famer. Yadier Molina, speaking at the “No Kneed For Surgery”...
stlcardscards
- Nov 9, 2019
- 2 min
Cardinal Sin: Is, Like, Harrison Bader Super, Duper Broken?
Oh thank God you clicked. I’m going to write a post about Harrison Bader right now and about how broken he is. I mean, do you want to...
stlcardscards
- Sep 13, 2019
- 1 min
*Podcast* Relatively Speaking w/ Curt Flood, Jr.
Relatively Speaking w/ @StlCardsCards and @tarawellman is also available on apple itunes/overcast Curt Flood should have lived a dream...
stlcardscards
- Sep 7, 2019
- 6 min
Chris Duncan is less than one year older than I am.
When he came up to the major leagues in 2006 (besides his expanded roster cup of coffee in 2005), I was less than thrilled with the idea....
stlcardscards
- Jun 13, 2019
- 4 min
Gloria Road
I get in my car, blue shirt in tow, and, just the moment my blue tooth allows, Gloria is playing through my speakers. Rally squirrel was...
stlcardscards
- May 30, 2019
- 10 min
Mo-Ratorium
For the past few years, I’ve sat back as a Cardinals fan, and wondered simply if we’ve all been duped. I specifically don’t like being...
stlcardscards
- May 24, 2019
- 3 min
FSMW To Use New “Moon Camera”
Responding to the overwhelming negative response to the new camera angle Fox Sports Midwest has deployed during home Cardinals games, the...
stlcardscards
- Apr 26, 2019
- 4 min
Imagining a Healthy Waino
37 year old Adam Wainwright struggled in the 1st inning yesterday. After a hard line drive out, he gave up a home run to Eric Thames,...
stlcardscards
- Apr 2, 2019
- 2 min
The Cardinal Sin: Ozuna To Use Bullpen Cart To Get His Butt In LF
The St. Louis Cardinals have a new plan to make games go faster: They would like to use the bullpen cart to drive Marcell Ozuna to and...
stlcardscards
- Apr 2, 2019
- 5 min
Vince Coleman and Childhood Trauma
If you’ve been following along with my twitter account, you’ve learned that I have a new obsession, and that is being able to watch...
stlcardscards
- Dec 19, 2018
- 4 min
Foxy
A little over a year ago I had a pretty big fight with my Grandpa. The fight was, to sum it up, one of those fights where 195 year old...
stlcardscards
- Dec 17, 2018
- 9 min
Hello, I Suffer From Depression
Hello, I Suffer From Depression That’s probably not much of a revelation from me. I don’t try to hide it. I’ve never been ashamed of it....
stlcardscards
- Sep 26, 2018
- 1 min
Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Yadi
Every great hero deserves a song written about them from a truly talented individual. That hasn't happened for Yadi yet, so in order to...
stlcardscards
- Sep 21, 2018
- 6 min
Yadier Molina and the Sniper Rifle
Yadier Molina’s throwing arm is so good, it hurts. OK, how good has Yadier Molina been at throwing out base stealers? Yadier Molina has...
stlcardscards
- Sep 19, 2018
- 3 min
Yadier Molina and the Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Litmus Test
Go ahead. Take to social media. Write something positive about Yadier Molina. Write how you love him. Write how he’s the best you’ve ever...
stlcardscards
- Sep 14, 2018
- 10 min
The Tell-Tale Private Part
I am not mad. I cannot tell you what drives my desires actually, except that I know I am not mad. You may think me so, but your mind will...
tarabwellman
- Sep 6, 2018
- 1 min
Relatively Speaking: Grandpa Red
Millions of Cardinals fans, generation after generation, have known their legends by a single name: Ozzie. Willie. Stan. Red. For a...
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