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$324M Buys A Lot Of Nearly Anything

The moment news broke about Gerrit Cole's 9 year / $324M deal with the Yankees, I began trying to put into perspective a number that's...

The Cardinals Sorta Spend To Win - Welcome to my TED Talk

The Cardinals started 2019 with a top ten Opening Day payroll and subsequently dedicated an immense amount of time to proclaiming that...

Offseason Threeways

Baseball Twitter during the early offseason is like a threeway with way too much eye contact - awkward, but you still have to get through...

Delete "At Bat"

It’s a tradition unlike any other. Once the Cardinals have played their final game, I delete the At-Bat app from my phone. As with most...

All Hail Our Lord And Savior Matt Wieters

Since taking over the starting catching duties from an injured Yadier Molina, Matt Wieters has slashed a completely unsustainable...

The Luke Voit Effect

Maybe chaos theory isn't your cup of tea. Deterministic nonlinear systems and the factors used to describe them aren't for everyone. ...

MLB Free Agent Marketplace Functioning Just Fine

After spending the entire Winter Warm-Up weekend surrounded by people who consistently referred to Bryce Harper and Manny Machado using...

Winter Warmup Day One Starring Carlos Martinez's Gucci Beanie

Many, many media professionals set about transcribing interviews from Winter Warm-Up immediately after walking out of the media room. I...

And All These Little Things

It’s quietly become my favorite tradition at Busch Stadium. Yadier Molina will stand up and walk in front of home plate. Sometimes he’ll...