Did the Cardinals win last night? NOPE.
Did I really want to talk about it, either? NOPE.
But... DON'T "NOPE" ME, CARDINALS!!
**Disclaimer: My brain is almost useless until after my second cup of coffee...which I did not have until *after* shooting this video. Which is why I (twice) say that the Cardinals scored in the 4th inning. They did not. They scored in the 5th. You know this. I know this. We all know this. So just translate "4th inning" to "5th inning" in these two instances, and carry on with your lives.